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Your body resembles a wild hyena

sleepover: zodiac edition

Sagittarius: IS ANYONE awake
Virgo: *glares* yes, thanks alot.
Libra: SHH I need at least 10 hours of my beauty sleep
Aquarius: what is the meaning of life
Capricorn: dude shut up
Cancer: you guys please be quiet my mom’s gonna hear us
Pisces: turn the lights on. I can’t find Gemini! 
Gemini: I am under the bed.
Leo: What the actual f- 
Aries: that sounds fun! *gets under the bed*
Taurus: okay but can we go back to sleep?
Scorpio (outside, peeping through the window): be silent.

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowd and then locked with mine”

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bieber-news:

justinbieber: Night

greetings:

when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like

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bullied:

not sure if i’m ready to fall in love or if i’m ready to fall off a cliff

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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tags:   #same

ishimarundo:

when people reblog two part posts in the wrong order

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bieber-news:

justinbieber: #prettyboyswag

RT if you a mega hoe but also a virgin

SH