*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
@justinbieber: “Cop pulled me over and threatened to give me a ticket. I told him to google me. Laws don’t apply to me.
iM FUCKING CRYING MY FRIEND LOST MY NUMBER AND I SENT HIM THE BARACK OBAMA SELFIE